Ex Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course.” Tim got this horrified look on his face. She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?” “For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.” “Ex-wife!” she screamed, “I didn’t know you were married before!” “I wasn’t,” he replied. | 