Who is it? The president asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while. Naturally, he’s a bit rusty, so he’s driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window, his eyes go wide. The policeman says to the president, “Hold on for a minute,” and goes back to his car to radio the chief. Cop: Chief, we have a situation. I’ve pulled over a VIP. Chief: How important? A governor or something? Cop: No sir. He’s bigger. Chief: A celebrity or something? Cop: More important, sir. Chief: Well, who is it!? Cop: Actually I’m not sure. But the president is his driver. | 