Witty answers Q: Why was the computer cold? A: Because Windows was left open! Q: Why does a mouse do the washing up? A: To make it squeaky clean! Q: What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline? A: Milkshake! Q: What is bouncy and spiky? A: A hedgehog playing basketball! Q: Why didn't the donkey cross the road? A: Because he saw what happened to the zebra! Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! | 