Witty answers Q: What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A: A gummy bear. Q: What do you call a noodle that is fake? A: An im-pasta. Q: What’s an alligator in a vest called? A: An investi-gator. Q: Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor? A: He felt crummy. Q: Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window? A: So she could see a butter-fly. Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football? A: She runs away from the ball. Q: What’s a really sad strawberry called? A: A blueberry. | 