Witty answers Q: Why is pirating so addictive? A: Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked! Q: How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring! Q: How do cats bake cookies? A: From scratch! Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller bucket? A: You're looking a little pail! Q: What did the shark say when it ate a clown fish? A: This tastes funny! Q: What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? A: Loafers! | 