Witty answers Q: When you die, what part of the body dies last? A: The pupils … they dilate. Q: What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? A: Bernadette. Q: How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? A: He was dead-lifting. Q: Why there's no official training for trash collectors? A: They just pick things up as they go along. Q: Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? A: The infantry. Q: How does a squid go into battle? A: Well-armed. | 