Witty answers Q: How do you fix a broken gorilla? A: With a monkey wrench. Q: What’s the difference between jam and jelly? A: I have never been caught in a traffic jelly. Q: How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? A: Konnichihuahua. Q: Why did John lose his job as a zookeeper? A: Because there were signs everywhere saying “please don’t feed the animals.” Q: Why are dogs afraid to go to space? A: Because of the vacuum. Q: Why is justice a dish best served cold? A: If it were served warm it would be just water. | 