Witty answers Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman? A: Park your car, man. Q: What did the science book say to the math book? A: Wow! You’ve got problems. Q: What day of the week are most twins born? A: Twos-day! Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? A: She was a little horse. Q: What did the nose say to the finger? A: Quit picking on me! Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon-aid. Q: How do we know Saturn was married more than once? A: Because she’s got a lot of rings! | 