Witty answers Q: What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A: A shoe! Q: What’s the difference between jam and jelly? A: I have never been caught in a traffic jelly. Q: Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they call the Peekaboo virus. What will doctors do? A: They send anyone with Peekaboo straight to ICU. Q: Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on? A: Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight. Q: How do you fix a broken gorilla? A: With a monkey wrench. Q: What did you do when you felt bored last time? A: I just memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. | 