Witty answers Q: Who should you borrow money from, an optimist or a pessimist? A: A pessimist, of course. He won’t expect it back. Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Q: How did you find out that your road worker father was stealing from his job? A: When I got home, all the signs were there. Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work. Q: How much does it cost to get married? A: I don’t know. I’m still paying. | 