Witty answers Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? A: Have peck-nics! Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? A: One, but you really have to squeeze him in! Q: What do you call a guy who’s really loud? A: Mike! Q: Why don’t you wear Velcro shoes anymore? A: Because they are a ripoff. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: The moo-vies. | 