Witty answers Q: What type of key opens a banana? A: A mon-key! Q: What’s a crocodile’s favorite game? A: Snap! Q: What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle? A: The polar bear. Q: Why did the melon jump into the river? A: Because it wanted to be a watermelon! Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm! Q: Why do tigers have stripes? A: So they don’t get spotted! | 