Witty answers Q: How do you make a lemon drop? A: Just let it fall. Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist? A: Don’t take me for granite! Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A: A wise quacker. Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea? A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. Q: What kind of water cannot freeze? A: Hot water. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree! | 