Witty answers Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? A: Because when you find it, you stop looking. Q: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A: A dino-snore! Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? A: That hit the spot! Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. | 