Witty answers Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!” Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? A: “Wing! Wing!” Q: Why can’t you take turkeys to church? A: They use fowl language! Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself! | 