Witty answers Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work. Q: What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? A: Attire. Q: What do you call a small mother? A: A minimum. Q: What does a biologist wear on a first date? A: Designer genes. Q: What do zombies have for school lunches? A: Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream. | 