Witty answers Q: Why are frogs always so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them. Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: Dinner is on me! Not in a row I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He said, “Yes, but not in a row!” | 