New jeans Wife: I bought new jeans. Husband: They look great on you. Wife: They’re still in the bag. Husband: They will look great on you. Catching the train A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I cross your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” | 