Football in heaven A man who loved to play football started to wonder if there was any football in heaven. He decided to find the answer to his question, so he sought out a priest. The priest wasn’t sure, so he said he would ask God. The man went back to the priest three days later: — Have you got a reply from God? — Yes. I have both good and bad news. — Okay, tell me. — The good news is that there’s football in heaven. — That sounds good, but what’s the bad news? — You’re drafted for the game on Monday! | 