Witty answers Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. Q: Why do ducks have tail feathers? A: To cover their buttquacks. Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she’ll just let it go! Q: Why don’t you wear Velcro shoes anymore? A: Because they are a ripoff. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he was feeling crummy! | 