Witty answers Q: Did you hear about the man who was cut off on his left side? A: Well, he’s all right now. Q: Some people are opposite with their nose and feet. How? A: Their nose runs and their feet smell. Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing. It just waved. Q: Why did the little boy bring the ladder to the football game? A: He heard the Giants were playing. | 