Witty answers Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis. Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game? A: It was a cheetah. Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree? A: It was scared of its bark. Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A: A mice cream cone. Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause. | 