An angry customer Customer: I ordered a pizza and it came with no toppings on it. It’s just bread! Domino’s: We’re sorry to hear about this! Customer (minutes later): Never mind. I opened the pizza box upside down. He can’t read yet “I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” | 