Not ripe yet A teacher shows Little Johnny a butterfly and asks, “Well, Johnny, what do we call this butterfly?” Little Johnny says, “That’s a common brimstone.” “Come on, Johnny, brimstones aren’t green!” “Well maybe this one isn’t ripe yet.” What nonsense A: I’m still not sure whether to buy this house. It’s really nice but I heard it’s haunted. B: What nonsense. I’ve lived in the neighborhood for 500 years but I’ve never seen any ghosts here! Good news, bad news Johnny: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Mom: OK, let’s hear the good news first. Johnny: I got an A in math today. Mom: That’s good! And now the bad one. Johnny: That was a lie. | 