Inspection An inspector comes to a factory that produces chicken sausages. He talks to the production manager: Inspector: Do you also add some other meat to your products? Manager: Yes, we do. Inspector: Which kind? Manager: Horse meat. Inspector: How much? Manager: About half-half. Inspector: What does half-half mean? Manager: One chicken-one horse. Inspector: If you put so little chicken, would it be better not to even put it? Manager: In fact, we don’t put it. Funny answers A: What is claustrophobia? B: The fear of closed spaces. For example, you go to the bar and you are afraid it will be closed. A: Why do hunting dogs have their ears down? B: Because they got tired of listening to all the hunters’ stories. | 